Chapter 1:
A Wet and Miserable Beginning
The first thing Caleb noticed was that his bed was not very comfortable. It could only be described as “rocky”. His room also felt 20 degrees colder than when he had dozed off under his nice warm blanket, after coming home from yet another long and unproductive day behind the register. Blanket...wait...he didn’t feel it on him. Cursing, he sat up and opened his eyes. For a moment he was frozen, not quite believing what he was seeing. Grumbling he raised his hands to his eyes, palming out the sleepy heaviness. Then he opened them again, and nothing had changed.
There was no blanket, instead of a bed he had been laying on what looked like a game trail, and the reason it felt 20 degrees colder was because it probably was 20 degrees colder; he was on a mountainside in the middle of nowhere. He also had nothing but a pair of PJ pants on.
“What. The. Fuck.” There was a slight mist with every word, billowing up in front of his face.
Wearily, Caleb dragged himself to his feet. It felt like he hadn’t slept any more than a couple of hours, but there was definitely no fixing that now. The trail appeared to be exactly what his first impression had been: A rough, disused trail like the one he and his brother had occasionally trekked down while hunting back home. Where even was home now? Caleb slapped himself in the face sharply. His cheek stung after the blow. Definitely not a dream then. With the chill starting to seep through his skin, he began making his slow way down the trail, wincing as his bare feet trod on the rough ground.
In stories, being out in the wilderness is a romantic journey. The hero is well prepared, and uncannily knowledgeable about all things involved in getting food and making shelter. Said hero also usually has a shirt. Stories, Caleb decided, were full of shit. Not even 10 minutes had passed since he started making his way down towards the treeline below, and he was miserable already. He was cold, tired, and his feet were hurting already. And then, just as if the heavens decided he wasn’t suffering enough, it started to rain.
It was a wet, miserable man that trudged past the first trees, the thin canopy hardly doing anything to stop the downpour. He stopped, cupping his hands under a thin stream of water running off of some leaf high above. A few seconds later the water was overflowing. Water, he decided, would not be an issue. Food would be though, as he was reminded by the rumble welling up from his stomach. With a pang, he remembered glaring at the pantry full of food that had been just too much effort to cook after work. The Caleb of last night was an idiot.
With a sigh, he raised his hands to his lips and drank, the cold water not doing anything to help his overall chill. It did however, slake a thirst he hadn’t known he’d had. Head somewhat clearer, Caleb started on his way again.
This time, it was about an hour before he stopped again. The trail had wound back and forth among the trees, seeming to care little for whatever path would have actually been quickest. It trended downwards however, and it seemed he was nearing the valley floor. From the sound of rushing water ahead, it seemed a river cut through the middle. Maybe, Caleb thought, there will be fish in that river. Not that he had the slightest clue how he was supposed to catch those fish, but maybe one would be particularly slow and he would be able to snatch it from the water like that fellow he’d seen on TV a few months back. That would be something to tell Tyler about.
Within a few minutes the “river” came into view. It was more of a stream really, hardly thirty feet from bank to bank, and not appearing more than knee deep around the middle. The game trail also ended with it, and that brought Caleb to a halt yet again. The banks of the stream were sharp muddy drop offs, showing that it would occasionally flood and rise a few feet higher. Along the ridge the brush was thick, a mixture of roots and leafy plants that he couldn’t recognize. Without a trail, and without shoes, his feet would be cut to pieces by whatever thorny nonsense might be lurking beneath the leaves. Peering through the rain and mist across the water, however, Caleb could make out the far bank, and the foliage looked a lot less dense over there. He was going to have to cross the stream.
Groaning, he bent down to start rolling up his PJ pants. Caleb was sure he cut a pathetic figure, plaid pants soaked with rain, no shoes, not even a shirt. Again however, there was nothing to be done about any of that. If this adventure, as he started halfheartedly referring to it as, was like the stories, he’d soon kill a deer with his bare hands, or maybe a wolf. Then he could wear it as a coat. The thought of that made him laugh, and he started trudging forward.
The water was freezing cold, and a few steps in his legs were numb from the shins down. Gritting his teeth Caleb pushed forwards. At least this way he couldn’t feel the aches and pains from his bare feet. A few more steps later he noticed something drifting in the water. It looked like a lily pad, which was ridiculous. Lily pads didn’t float in streams did they? In books and fairy tales it was always the perch of some frog in a pond or a swamp. Then the lily pad made a sharp turn and shot towards him. With a shout he lept back, and tripped over a dip in the stream bed, tumbling down into the water.
First thing that hit him was the shock. Gasping Caleb shoved himself up, icy water dripping down his face. The lily pad bumped into his knee, and some odd shape below it struck a little lower. Still sprawled back on all fours, he shrieked and pushed himself away in a panic, kicking out at the pad and whatever was underneath it. However the water midway across the stream was too deep for the kick to carry any momentum and his foot just ended up pushing the lily pad away. It was surprisingly solid for a plant. He dragged himself to his feet and looked nervously at the thing, a fist clenched and held up as if to punch it.
Erratically the lily pad darted back and forth, bobbing oddly in the water as it went. Once, twice, it circled him, before shooting in and bumping his leg again. It wasn’t a hard bump though, and in an odd flash he remembered the way his aunt’s cat had come up to him every time they visited her, bumping its head against his leg and purring madly. Slowly, he started forward again, soon reaching the other side. With a sigh, Caleb sat on the edge top of the bank in a patch of grass. Rubbing at his numb feet, he surveyed the strange plant. It was still in the water and seemed to be playing. It would drift a dozen feet or so with the current of the stream, and then dart back up stream, zigzagging as it went, only to drift down again.
Finally, after a few minutes it turned towards him again. It leapt out of the water and landed on the bank beside him. There was a squat navy blue body perched on four legs beneath the lily pad, with big round eyes looking up at him. It opened a small mouth and let out a strange chattering noise as it moved towards him curiously.
Stunned, Caleb could only gape at it as it advanced.
“What the fuck are you?”
A Wet and Miserable Beginning
The first thing Caleb noticed was that his bed was not very comfortable. It could only be described as “rocky”. His room also felt 20 degrees colder than when he had dozed off under his nice warm blanket, after coming home from yet another long and unproductive day behind the register. Blanket...wait...he didn’t feel it on him. Cursing, he sat up and opened his eyes. For a moment he was frozen, not quite believing what he was seeing. Grumbling he raised his hands to his eyes, palming out the sleepy heaviness. Then he opened them again, and nothing had changed.
There was no blanket, instead of a bed he had been laying on what looked like a game trail, and the reason it felt 20 degrees colder was because it probably was 20 degrees colder; he was on a mountainside in the middle of nowhere. He also had nothing but a pair of PJ pants on.
“What. The. Fuck.” There was a slight mist with every word, billowing up in front of his face.
Wearily, Caleb dragged himself to his feet. It felt like he hadn’t slept any more than a couple of hours, but there was definitely no fixing that now. The trail appeared to be exactly what his first impression had been: A rough, disused trail like the one he and his brother had occasionally trekked down while hunting back home. Where even was home now? Caleb slapped himself in the face sharply. His cheek stung after the blow. Definitely not a dream then. With the chill starting to seep through his skin, he began making his slow way down the trail, wincing as his bare feet trod on the rough ground.
In stories, being out in the wilderness is a romantic journey. The hero is well prepared, and uncannily knowledgeable about all things involved in getting food and making shelter. Said hero also usually has a shirt. Stories, Caleb decided, were full of shit. Not even 10 minutes had passed since he started making his way down towards the treeline below, and he was miserable already. He was cold, tired, and his feet were hurting already. And then, just as if the heavens decided he wasn’t suffering enough, it started to rain.
It was a wet, miserable man that trudged past the first trees, the thin canopy hardly doing anything to stop the downpour. He stopped, cupping his hands under a thin stream of water running off of some leaf high above. A few seconds later the water was overflowing. Water, he decided, would not be an issue. Food would be though, as he was reminded by the rumble welling up from his stomach. With a pang, he remembered glaring at the pantry full of food that had been just too much effort to cook after work. The Caleb of last night was an idiot.
With a sigh, he raised his hands to his lips and drank, the cold water not doing anything to help his overall chill. It did however, slake a thirst he hadn’t known he’d had. Head somewhat clearer, Caleb started on his way again.
This time, it was about an hour before he stopped again. The trail had wound back and forth among the trees, seeming to care little for whatever path would have actually been quickest. It trended downwards however, and it seemed he was nearing the valley floor. From the sound of rushing water ahead, it seemed a river cut through the middle. Maybe, Caleb thought, there will be fish in that river. Not that he had the slightest clue how he was supposed to catch those fish, but maybe one would be particularly slow and he would be able to snatch it from the water like that fellow he’d seen on TV a few months back. That would be something to tell Tyler about.
Within a few minutes the “river” came into view. It was more of a stream really, hardly thirty feet from bank to bank, and not appearing more than knee deep around the middle. The game trail also ended with it, and that brought Caleb to a halt yet again. The banks of the stream were sharp muddy drop offs, showing that it would occasionally flood and rise a few feet higher. Along the ridge the brush was thick, a mixture of roots and leafy plants that he couldn’t recognize. Without a trail, and without shoes, his feet would be cut to pieces by whatever thorny nonsense might be lurking beneath the leaves. Peering through the rain and mist across the water, however, Caleb could make out the far bank, and the foliage looked a lot less dense over there. He was going to have to cross the stream.
Groaning, he bent down to start rolling up his PJ pants. Caleb was sure he cut a pathetic figure, plaid pants soaked with rain, no shoes, not even a shirt. Again however, there was nothing to be done about any of that. If this adventure, as he started halfheartedly referring to it as, was like the stories, he’d soon kill a deer with his bare hands, or maybe a wolf. Then he could wear it as a coat. The thought of that made him laugh, and he started trudging forward.
The water was freezing cold, and a few steps in his legs were numb from the shins down. Gritting his teeth Caleb pushed forwards. At least this way he couldn’t feel the aches and pains from his bare feet. A few more steps later he noticed something drifting in the water. It looked like a lily pad, which was ridiculous. Lily pads didn’t float in streams did they? In books and fairy tales it was always the perch of some frog in a pond or a swamp. Then the lily pad made a sharp turn and shot towards him. With a shout he lept back, and tripped over a dip in the stream bed, tumbling down into the water.
First thing that hit him was the shock. Gasping Caleb shoved himself up, icy water dripping down his face. The lily pad bumped into his knee, and some odd shape below it struck a little lower. Still sprawled back on all fours, he shrieked and pushed himself away in a panic, kicking out at the pad and whatever was underneath it. However the water midway across the stream was too deep for the kick to carry any momentum and his foot just ended up pushing the lily pad away. It was surprisingly solid for a plant. He dragged himself to his feet and looked nervously at the thing, a fist clenched and held up as if to punch it.
Erratically the lily pad darted back and forth, bobbing oddly in the water as it went. Once, twice, it circled him, before shooting in and bumping his leg again. It wasn’t a hard bump though, and in an odd flash he remembered the way his aunt’s cat had come up to him every time they visited her, bumping its head against his leg and purring madly. Slowly, he started forward again, soon reaching the other side. With a sigh, Caleb sat on the edge top of the bank in a patch of grass. Rubbing at his numb feet, he surveyed the strange plant. It was still in the water and seemed to be playing. It would drift a dozen feet or so with the current of the stream, and then dart back up stream, zigzagging as it went, only to drift down again.
Finally, after a few minutes it turned towards him again. It leapt out of the water and landed on the bank beside him. There was a squat navy blue body perched on four legs beneath the lily pad, with big round eyes looking up at him. It opened a small mouth and let out a strange chattering noise as it moved towards him curiously.
Stunned, Caleb could only gape at it as it advanced.
“What the fuck are you?”